What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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